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• There are some strings. They're just not attached.
• Milhouse: Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell.
  Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say!...
• See if you can shout at just the right frequency.
• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
  Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
• Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man.
  .. [laughs] So to answer your question I don't know....
• At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
• A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it.