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• Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
• My whole life is a movie--it's just that there are no dissolves.
  I have to live every agonizing moment of it--my life needs editing....
• I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
  Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
• No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
• You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.
  -- Mary Pickford...
• Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, "What!
  You, too? I thought I was the only one." -- C. S. Lewi...
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
  "Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man....
• Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.