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• Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)...
• Didn't Itchy Junior look happy playing with his father?
  And didn't Scratchy Junior look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by a thresher?...
• Initailize: Carving your initials on a floppy disk.
• STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!
• Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
• For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
  Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
• Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your computer's hard drive into a floppy.
• You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
  He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
• Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -- Robert Orbe