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• Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton.
• The BBS that boldly goes. We haven't figured out where yet.
• Everything has been figured out, except how to live. -- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remark to Captain Jean-Luc Picard (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Oh, really? Well, if your technology is so advanced, how come you haven't figured out some way to keep your hair?...
• Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
• I've finally figured out why airports make you walk so far out to get to your plane.
  It's their way of giving your luggage a head start....
• Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into trouble.
  Conservatives are better. They never run out on you. -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo...
• Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!