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• Jimmy Hoffa--please call home.
• I saw Jimmy Hoffa. He sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
• Always run from a knife and rush a gun. -- Jimmy Hoffa
• I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. Jimmy Hoffa
• The gynecologist says, "My feet are in the stirrups, my knees are in my face, and the door is open facing me .
  .. Can we talk here? Men don't understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, is that the worst?...
• My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• Remember that time in office is money in the campaign fund. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
  Your boss wants to see you immediately....