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• jiffy n. 1. The duration of one tick of the system clock on your computer (see tick).
  Often one AC cycle time (1/60 second in the U....
• jiffy: n. 1. The duration of one tick of the system clock on the computer (see {tick}).
  Often one AC cycle time (1/60 second in the U....
• A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many Christian Scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• How many musicians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that....
• How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on....