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• If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.
• If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. Benjamin Frankli
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow. -- E. Esa
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
• Party On, Dude: Jill Ou
• Jack-And-Jill Party: A Squire tradition; baby showers to which both men and women are invited as opposed to only women.
  Doubled purchasing power of bisexual attendance brings gift values up to Eisenhower-era standards....
• After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.