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• I have a fine sense of ridiculous, but no sense of humor. -- Edward Albee
• I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. -- Edward Albee
• Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
  -- Edward Gibbo...
• If you're thinking what I am...well then you're psychic!
• I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
  -- Charles Lamb...
• What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• People often mistake what I say for what I am thinking. . -- Idi Amin Dada
• As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.
  -- Beaumarchai...
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....