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• Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
  ' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us....
• Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up.
  I cannot. It would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting....
• The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and have it found out by accident.
  -- Charles Lamb...
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate.
  .. [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles of liquor] Ms....
• Obedience. A religion of slaves. A religion of intellectual death.
  I like it. Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex on his wrist....