I will make you shorter by the head.
Related:
- I will make you shorter by the head.
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Elizabeth... - I write long epigrams, you write nothing.
Yours are shorter. --... - I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter."
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Blaise... - I have made this letter longer than usual
because I lack the time to make it shorter.
Blaise... - If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs,
you must be at least a foot shorter than them... - Pardon me gentlemen, for the length of this letter.
I did not have time to make it shorter. -- Blaise... - If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter.
Blaise... - I like young girls.
Their stories are shorter...
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- If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back,
then call them up when you're drunk... - Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
E. W.... - Scientists say the only things which will survive a nuclear war are rats
and cockroaches.
Therefore, if a war starts... GET YOUR ASS UNDER THE... - Relaxed Agnostic--I don't know any answers-
I'm not looking very hard,... - Who's scruffy-looking?
- Han...
