I went to the ophthalmologist today about an eye condition. To
paraphrase his diagnosis, I had enough blood and sweat, but not enough
tears. His suggestion was to stay off my eyes for a while.
paraphrase his diagnosis, I had enough blood and sweat, but not enough
tears. His suggestion was to stay off my eyes for a while.
Related:
- saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea... - I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
Sir Winston... - COONDOG MEMORY
(heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago)
Now,
this dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a... - Twas the Night before Crisis
'Twas the night before crisis,
and all through the house, Not a program was working... - A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't... - Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Microsoft Shareholder's Children?
The Evil Monopoly will soon be a duopoly of MICROS~1... - Besides, this Duncan
Hath borne his faculties so meek,
hath been So clear in his great office, that his virtues...
