I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder
por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I
want it for?"
-- Emo Phillips
por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I
want it for?"
-- Emo Phillips
Related:
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said,
"I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said... - I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo... - I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on
the edge,
about to jump off. so i ran over and said "stop! don't... - The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?"
I said,
"I don't know. You can't see out the other way." ... - I ran three miles today,
finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo... - This guy comes over to my house and says, "I want to read your
gas meter." I said,
"Whatever happened to the classics?" -- Emo...
From the same category:
- Home of
the Pig... - Kirk: "Organia's description, Mister Spock."
Spock:
"Inhabited by humanoids, a very peaceful, friendly... - It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possesion
of a good fortune,
must be in want of a wife. -- Jane Austen (1775... - Miso with the smell of miso is not good miso. Enlightenment with the smell
of enlightenment is not the real enlightenment.
- Zen... - Up the high hill he heaves a huge round stone.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
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The Odyssey of Homer, Book xi, Line...
