I was on the grapefruit diet. I kind of goofed on that. For breakfast I ate
fifteen grape fruits. Now when I go to the bathroom I keep squirting myself
in the eye.
-- Max Alexander
fifteen grape fruits. Now when I go to the bathroom I keep squirting myself
in the eye.
-- Max Alexander
Related:
- I beat
Gaggle-max... - If I am not for myself, who will be for me?
If I am only for myself,
what am I? If not now, when? -- Rabbi... - For tomorrow I
diet . . ... - When I was a Brownie,
I ate all the cookies. --... - Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Homer Simpson The... - Oh God, here I go."
--Max Baer, boxer,
1909-1959... - If I am not for myself, who is for me?
And if I am only for myself,
what am I? If not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel, in the... - I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo... - And now I spill myself another
drink.....
