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• All you Klingons, you want to ravage helpless Earthwomen.
  Brute." -- They really should have named this, "I Married a Klingon." -- From DC's STAR TREK...
• Kor: "We Klingons have a reputaton for ruthlessness.
  You will find that it is deserved. Should one Klingon soldier be killed, a thousand Organians will die....
• What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces a bulb? Execute him for cowardice.
• This is not a Klingon ship, sir. No, Commander, it is not.
  If it were a Klingon ship, I would have killed you for offering your suggestion....
• I hacked mainframes before there were pc's!
• Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
  Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....
• Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9522.6 I've never trusted Klingons.
  ..and I never will. I can never forgive them for the death of my boy....
• That is how a Klingon lures a mate. "Are you telling me to yell at Salia?
  No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects....
• Are you telling me that's a pussy cat? Yes, I suppose you could call it that.
  -- Yar and Worf about a Klingon Targ, "Where No One Has Gone Before", -- stardate 41263.1...