I Want You To Organize My PASTRY Trays...

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I want you to organize my PASTRY trays... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES --
please don't be FURIOUS with me --
-- Zippy the Pinhead

My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to be so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

I Want You To Organize My PASTRY Trays...

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