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• A man's mother is his misfortune, his wife is his fault.
• He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool. -- Balzac
• A one-eyed man is able to see, A lame man is able to tread.
  He treads on the tail of the tiger. The tiger bites the man....
• Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
  If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
• Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
  If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
• Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said
  If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market....
• He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market.
  If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then he should not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give of himself....