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I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes....
-- ila
Have you considered amputation? . . . Avon
Related:
Do you agree? -- Blake Do I have a choice? -- Avon Yes -- Blake Then I agree -- Avo
Why should I trust you? . . . Shrinker Because I have the gun! ... -- Avo
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
I thought you were the one with brains.... -- Travis (to Avon) Brains. But no heart.... -- Avo
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
I have never understood why it is necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care, or why it should be necessary to prove it at all.
... -- Avo...
Trust is only dangerous when you have to rely on it.... -- Avo
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...