I Used To Work In A Bakery As A Pilot ...
I used to work in a bakery as a pilot ... I used to take the bread from one
corner and pile it in the other.
-- Curly Howard
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
I used to be a-feared of Witches, Now I are one.
Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right now!! :-)
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk -- Curly Howard
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...
I used to suffer from apathy.....now I can't be bothered!
I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.