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• Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
• I used to be a-feared of Witches, Now I are one.
• Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
  I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
• I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right now!! :-)
• Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk -- Curly Howard
• I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
  They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to suffer from apathy.....now I can't be bothered!
• I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.