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• I hope I bought the right relish... zzzzzzzzz... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.
  Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just remembered something about a TOAD! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead