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• cause they're Vampire Hookers, and blood is not all they suck!
  -- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")...
• Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran?
• I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood! [His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator] Oh!
  [weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Resident Vampire
• SMILEY :-[ vampire
• BASIC suck!
• AUTOEXEC.BAT = Lee Iacocca as a vampire.
• Can a vampire catch AIDS...?
• Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.