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• It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot.
• Limbo: Place where arms and legs go when they die. -- Ray Hand
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
• Okay, where's the virgin? We can't have a virgin sacrifice without a virgin.
  Who's virgin monitor for this week?...
• I saw the forest where they get wood for pannelling. It was a long thin forest.
• I had a virgin once. I had to go to Guatemala for her.
  She was blind in one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami Beach....
• Where is virgin wool from? The fastest sheeps.
• Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.
  -- Dr. Lee De Forest, inventor of the vacuum tube and father of television....