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• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...
• Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
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• The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means to buy i
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• I made quite a name for myself back home. I left when I found out what it was. -- Herb Shrine