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• A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk.
  "What is that computer?" asked the novice. The master placed his hand upon a small box that was connected to the computer by a wire....
• A student asked the master for help... does this program run from the Workbench?
  The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon....
• There is nothing purer and more unsullied, madam, than the desire for revenge
  but if you follow the metaphor, I've thrown a pebble into the water perhaps killing two birds with one stone and causing ripples that'll rock the High Council to its foundations....
• If you understand, things are as they are. If you do not understand, things are as they are.
  -- Gensha, Zen Maste...
• Each problem solved introduces two new unsolved problems. -- Phil Gree
• He who takes a partner takes a master. French Proverb
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....