Related:

• A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?
  The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right....
• The Amiga is the only personal computer where you can run a multitasking operating system and get realtime performance, out of the box.
  -- Peter da Silva...
• Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole -- Amiga ROM Kernel Manual
• A man from AI walked across the mountains to SAIL to see the Master, Knuth.
  When he arrived, the Master was nowhere to be found....
• A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk.
  "What is that computer?" asked the novice. The master placed his hand upon a small box that was connected to the computer by a wire....
• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
• Adios, Amiga!
• Amiga -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA