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• A modem is a baudy house.
• Ma Bell runs a baudy house.
• Run, don't walk to your nearest modem and download Messenger v1.0.
• BBBB: Byte Baudy Bit and Branch
• Rebecca's House Rules: At least one fits every occasion.
  1) Throw it on the bed. 2) Fry onions. 3) Call Jenny's mother....
• Redneck--Takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
• TV Truth: If you are being stalked in your house, run upstairs.
• Oh, wow! Windows! -- Otto takes a look at the house, "You Only Move Twice
• Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
  -- The Second Law of Computer Programming...