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• PIZZA!!
• Sitting in my car outside your house Remember when you spilled Coke all over your blouse T-Shirts, cut-offs and a pair of thongs We've been having fun all summer long.
  (instrumental continues for ~10 seconds) Won't be long till summertime is through Every now and then we hear our song....
• The fire of glory is the torch of the mind.
• After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eigh
  Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces." -- Yogi Berra...
• Pizza the Hutt!
• Schroedinger's Pizza.
• Delivery' is the wrong word to describe the childbearing proce
  Delivery is: Here's your pizza. Takes thirty minutes or less....
• Jon Splatz's Movie Review: "Lord of the Pings" I've never walked out on a movie before.
  When I pay $9.50 to see a movie (plus $16.50 for snacks), I'm going to sit through every single minute no matter how awful....
• BEST non sequitur FOR 1988: "Let's cut through the demagoguery. America is #1." -- George Bush