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• THE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a game in his life.
  But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Alle
• Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail, "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.
  See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!...
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• It shall be said: He died as he had lived: In his sleep.
• Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace
  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....