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• I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared into me. Neither of us liked what we saw.
• When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise.
  She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder....
• Don't lean on me, man, 'cuz you couldn't get a ticket back from Suffragette City -- David Bowie
• I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Esche
• Those memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse.
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• Leela: Oh, Adelai, I've had a wonderful time today.
  No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me....
• This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Stop the world...Nixon wants to get back on! -- David Fishe