It Stared Back At Me, Escher-like. -- David Aylesworth
It stared back at me, Escher-like.
-- David Aylesworth
I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared into me. Neither of us liked what we saw.
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise.
She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder....
Don't lean on me, man, 'cuz you couldn't get a ticket back from Suffragette City -- David Bowie
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Esche
Those memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse.
A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
Leela: Oh, Adelai, I've had a wonderful time today.
No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me....
This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
Stop the world...Nixon wants to get back on! -- David Fishe