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• Being weird isn't enough
• Just being weird is enough.
• Weird enough for all practical purposes.
• Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
• Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wrigh
• Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
  Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy....
• No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
• If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
• My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic