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• Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
  Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
• Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself.
  Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words---"mank" and "ind"....
• Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.
  Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery....
• How many gas fitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb....
• Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
• The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
  -- Compton MacKenzie, "Cats' Company...
• There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
  -- Rex Stout, mystery write...
• KIPPER A male salmon during the spawning season after spawning.
  I still wonder why Jewish boys wear kippers on their heads....