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• It could be worse -- it could be raining.
• If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
• It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead, Jim.
• MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
• Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
• Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
• It wasn't raining when Noah Built the ark. -- Howard Ruff, business consulta
• Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this.
  -- Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture attempt, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining.