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• If at first you don't succeed, try again - if you still fail, give up - no sense being a damn fool about it.
  -- W.C. Field...
• If at first you don't succeed, blame everyone else.
• If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
• If at first you don't succeed, find someone to blame it on.
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• If at first you don't exceed, try, try again.
• If at first you don't succeed, try, try agai
• If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the teacher. -- Stacey Ba
• There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
  Pick a nice day and try it. The first part is easy....