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• Hawkeye's Conclusion: It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
• There... I've run rings 'round you logically -- Monty Python's Flying Circu
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. -- Matz's Maxim
• Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. -- Martin H. Fische
• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
• C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...