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• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
  -- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
• I am living in denial.
• Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible. -- Keith M. Rya
• I refuse to accept the view ... that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality.
  -- Martin Luther King, Jr....
• I didn't create reality...I'm just trapped in it!
• I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
• UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.
• Just what is a diet? A diet is self-denial. Fortunately, I'm such a swell fellow I haven't the heart to deny myself anything!
  -- Garfield....
• I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.