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• I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd.
  Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship....
• I use a limited version of Intel's Pentium for my writing work: A pen!
• My tongue is the pen of a ready writer. -- Old Testament -- Psalm xlv, 1
• Pseudonym --- a nym that is not your real nym!
• Oh no! we never mention her,-- Her name is never heard
  My lips are now forbid to speak That once familiar word....
• My name is not Dr. Death
• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?! oh..Lak the wizard!..nice name!
• I dip my pen in the blackest ink, because I am not afraid of falling into my inkpot.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...