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• The difference between a cow chewing its cud and someone chewing bubble gum is that the cow has better manners than to blow bubbles with its cud.
• You've got to know the rules before you break them - otherwise it's no fun.
• A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
• Admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates them for you.
• plokta /plok't*/ v. [acronym: Press Lots Of Keys To Abort] To press random keys in an attempt to get some response from the system.
  One might plokta when the abort procedure for a program is not known, or when trying to figure out if the system is just sluggish or really hung....
• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch.
• It's someone else's fault!
• To be who one is, is not to be someone else.