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• Version 5.0 of Microsoft's flagship spreadsheet program Excel came out in 1993.
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• I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs.
  And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. No, go ahead....
• It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the preside
  because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something....
• Its hard to be graceful getting off your high horse.
• Fish are so hard to toilet train.
• Happiness seems so hard to win.
• Why are you so hard to ignore?