It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate
with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up
the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him,
but it was just this squawking and cheeping. "What?! What?!" I would
yell back, but he never did speak English.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up
the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him,
but it was just this squawking and cheeping. "What?! What?!" I would
yell back, but he never did speak English.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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