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• If it's someone else's problem, don't worry about it.
• The silver lining is always easier to find in someone else's cloud.
• Always be willing to authorize someone else not to make the decision which you did not make, so in that manner they are unable to complain.
• I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say.
• Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
  -- Mark Twai...
• A procrastinator is someone with a wait problem.
• How many software testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
• It's someone else's fault!
• To be who one is, is not to be someone else.