Related:

• Have a great day in spite of everyone!
• On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS PHILBIN.
  . It's GREAT to be ALIVE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
• If the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. -- Roseanne Barr Arnold
• It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!
• Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and the bricks are alive at this day to testify it.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act iv, Sc. 2...
• I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
  -- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Not a day passes over this earth, but men and women of no note do great deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows.
  -- Charles Reed...
• Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! -- V. Dracula