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• I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it.
  Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
• Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -- Steven Wrigh
• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
• On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wrigh
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wrigh