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• Like sands in a swimsuit...so are the days of our lives.
• Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.
  Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy....
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
• Footprints on the sands of time are never made by sitting down.