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• The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.
• Work out your salvation with diligence. -- Buddha, last word
• Has a dog a Buddha-nature? This is the most serious question of all.
  If you say 'yes' or 'no' you lose your own Buddha-nature....
• Believe nothing merely because you have been told it.
  .. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher....
• All things that are born must die. Work hard for your own freedom from sorrow. -- Buddha
• If you meet the Buddha on the net, put him in your kill file. -- Robert Firth
• Resistance is useless. Submit your will to the sake of the greater good.
  It has been decided. -- The Master of the Land of Fiction, The Mind Robber Your resistance is useless....
• Love a hand that meets your own and causes some sensation.
• SNIGLET. Definition of Cellostatic: The electrical property of cellophane that causes it to stick to your hand.