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• A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. -- W. C. Fields (1880-1946)
• Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue.
  Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid....
• Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue.
  Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid....
• For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
  -- W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatma...
• The youngest letters in the English language are "j," "v" and "w.
• Prayer carries us half way to God, fasting brings us to the door of his place, and alms-giving procures us admission.
  -- The Kora...
• Into the silent land! Ah, who shall lead us thither?
  -- J. G. Von Salis (1762-1834) -- The Silent Land...
• The words `I am...' are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to.
  The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you. -- A. K. Kitselma...
• Apes evolved from Creationists!