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  You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ....
• I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is.
  You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ....
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, What color are yours?
• don't you know that there are things, in the best of us, which no outside should dare to touch?
  Things sacred because, and only because, one can say...
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• You can get a decent reading on who is running things if, on your way to the front door of the house, you notice that the garage door is some strange color and there are curtains.
• Kid: Paper or plastic? Selma: You decide. [looks down] So, wearing a belt, are you?
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