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• Hollywood is one place where more parents than children run away from home.
• Where is it written in the Constitution that you may take children from their pare
  and parents from their children, and compel them to fight the battles of any war in which the folly or wickedness of government may engage it?...
• Parents like stupid things. -- Don of the Starnes Expedition, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.
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• Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television personalities.
• Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
  Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde...
• Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
  Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...
• Heredity is what makes parents look at their teenage children and question each other.
  -- Barbara Adam...
• Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.