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• We have ways to make you scream. -- Intel advertisement, in the June 1989 Doctor Dobbs Journal
• A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did.
  -- Gregory Nu...
• Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
  It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....
• It's so confusing choosing sides in the heat of the mome
  just to see if it's real, Oooh, it's so erotic having you tell me how it should feel, But I'm avoiding all the hard cold facts that I got to face, So ask me just one question when this magic night is through, Could it have been just anyone or did it have to be you?...
• Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature.
  This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays....
• By the time a social science theory is formulated in such a way that it can be tested, changing circumstances have already made it obsolete.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• The justifications for drug testing are part of the presently fashionable debate concerning restoring America's "competitiveness.
  Drugs, it has been revealed, are responsible for rampant absenteeism, reduced output, and poor quality work....
• moby /moh'bee/ [MIT: seems to have been in use among model railroad fans years ago.
  Derived from Melville's "Moby Dick" (some say from `Moby Pickle')....