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• Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no...
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• crop circles in the corn shell
• Windows and DOS -- a turtle and it's shell.
• No Shell escape from "games".
• There is a golden conch shell here!
• Will write shell scripts for food.
• A Perl script is correct if it's halfway readable and it gets the job done before your boss fires you.
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