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• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
• I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
• Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grime
  [from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!...
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• I'm game. Would you care to explain how?
• No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway.
  .. :-) -- Larry Wall in <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com>...
• How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
  I have seen much, yet cannot explain all. The Gray Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace of Gilpkerio Kistomerces....