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It Is Customary In These Situations For The Developer Of The Plan To Explain It.
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"It is customary in these situations for the
developer of the plan to explain it."
"It is also customary for the DETECTIVE to explain how HE figured it out!"
-- Steve Martin and Carl Reiner battle it out, in DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID
Related:
It is customary for a decimal to be misplaced.
Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grime
[from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!...
Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
I'm game. Would you care to explain how?
No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't want to know anyway.
.. :-) -- Larry Wall in <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com>...
How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood as he reported to Fafhrd
I have seen much, yet cannot explain all. The Gray Mouser is exactly twenty-five feet below the deepest cellar in the palace of Gilpkerio Kistomerces....