If the shoe fits ... it's the wrong colour.
Related:
- If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
- If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
- If the shoe fits, wear it.
- If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
- Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
- Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
- If the shoe fits, buy it. -- Imelda Marco
- If the shoe fits, it's ugly. -- Gold's Law
- If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth.

